Evil Retards

Greetings, earthlings.

My name is Christopher James Cole
You can call me JC, or Lucifer (Luci if ya nasty)

I am an alien from a planet of fat, evil retards located in Lafourche Parish, Louisiana. I am not fat, evil, or retarded — which is what makes me an alien.

I have been fucked with by many retarded evil people (most of them fat) my entire life. These are some of those people. Expect many updates and additions to come.

The ordering is mostly retarded, like them.

Dennis Cole (my dad)

He has been an evil dickhead my entire life.
His tactics started with physical abuse, like using a belt on me for no reason when I was a young child, and later shifted to neglect. He has no friends, he has no swag, he has no game, he only cares cares about money, he only thinks about money, which explains why he is so willing to sell out his own son. His day consists of balancing his checkbook for a couple hours, looking at his spreadsheet of stocks for a couple hours, watching jeopardy, and watching/believing all the bullshit on mainstream news. He cheated on my mom with a whore, got herpes, gave that herpes to my mom, and then abandoned us when I was 10.

Gwen Douvillier (my mom)

She is miserable. I mean, she literally likes to just sit around being miserable. She is a jezebel-possessed whore. In the year after my dad left her (maybe the smartest thing he ever did), I watched her slut all over a black doctor named Dr. Johnson, and my Jr High band director Mr Kenny, before I walked in on her sucking the dick of my soon to be loser stepdad in our livingroom, on their 2nd date, when I was 13. Her favorite activity is to call me and let me know someone died that I had never heard of. She won the Daisy award as a nurse, yet she tortured my grandpa, her dad, my only source of light, for years while he was on his deathbed. She would leave him in a diaper of shit, getting rashes. The fear I saw in my grandpas eyes when I visited haunts me to this day.

Ruel Douvillier (my stepdad)

He thinks because he served in the army and fire dept that God will give him a pass for getting passed-out drunk every fucking day of the week for decades, and doing evil shit like, I dont know, supporting me being sacrificed for money. Good luck with that, dumbass….

Dana Glenn (my son’s stepdad’s dyke in disguise partner)

This undercover dyke might be the stupidest bitch I've ever met, because not only is she always wrong, she is confidently wrong. She will argue her wrongness too the grave, despite what evidence is provided. She does not work. She mooches off the government. Meaning, she lives off of You. She has a handicap tag she doesnt need, because she's an evil entitled bitch. She has the grossest ass I have ever seen in my entire life, and I feel qualified to say this, because I am an ass man. Also I'm pretty sure she killed her husband.

David Parenteau (my son’s faggot in disguise stepdad)

He is a short, bald, faggot in disguise pussy. The best woman he can manage to snag is fucking Dana.... He could have had his own child, but he got an abortion, and stole mine instead. If I stomped on his face, his head would explode like one of those squishy bugs filled with green shit.. There’s not much more to say about him because he’s just boring gay loser.

Deana Watterson (my son's dead mother's mom)

She is possibly the biggest retard of all. She was an alcoholic her entire life until she switched over to being a prescription pill head. She was too drunk and useless to raise her own daughter, so Jen had to be raised by her grandma. She has been useless for another 50 years, living off the government, using that money to buy coca cola, cigarettes, and little debbies. Surely the only reason god has kept her alive is to torture her for this shit.

Challey Hays

We met in 2007, she somehow already knew me. She is fat, loud, and obnoxious.
She is an evil witch who has been casting black magic on me for who knows how long. There is a chance she is responsible for the cancer that killed my son's mother in 2020, and my fiance in 2021. She will go down in history as the only girl i ever started to fuck and stopped immediately because I realized how gross it was, mid-thrust. I am way too much of a slut. She nasty, inside and out.

Alex Weber and Caitlin Aamodt

I met these assholes through Challey.
Caitlin is a retarded ugly evil witch Jew fucker with a PhD that can't get a job. Alex is a retarded ugly evil warlock Jew that can't get a job. They are into a lot of freaky sex shit, just usually not with each other. Alex was fucked in the ass for the honor of joining a cult, before being ordered to fuck with me. So he got fucked in the ass only to get fucked in the ass again. This might have been his plan all along. They were they only people I had in attendance at my fiance's funeral, other than my mom. I didn't invite them. I guess my fat evil retarded witch mom did.